no I don't have a cold...it's an allergy

My new addiction....vitamin C. What else could it be, I'm taking the stuff five times a
day. Well, it's like...I have to...I have allergies..thats my rational. It seems that
histamines are out of control in the ol' bode. Why? Why? Why me!!! Why not you or someone
else like you, not me, this can't happen to ME!! Actually it's been happening to me for
about 15 years, which I guess makes me luckier than those who've been suffering since birth.
But it looks like as long as the C doesn't run out, I have recovered quite a bit of my
past normality and will continue to do so, unless of course having an allergy is now considered normal and I've then returned to abnormality. And you know this is all about being at one's end of the rope thingy. Thirty years ago if someone told me that vitamin C in large amounts was good for me
(and somebody did tell me that) I like to think that I'd tell them to take a flyin fuck, but
I didn't. Instead I went out and tried vitamin C. I took alot of it....a whole gram....my
gad dats dats a tousin millie grams mon....dats alot!!! Anything with a thousand in it had
to be alot. And you know when I took it nothing happened, not that I was expecting
something, to be honest I didn't know what to expect.....I didn't think I had a problem.
Let's just say my ailments weren't staring me in the face like they are now. Other than
allergies I don't want to tell you, the imaginary reader, what's wrong with my body, except
to say that I have acquired lots of wisdom or something. So for me, and my girlfriend, as
we both have allergies....a way of bonding I suppose, not suppose for sure is more like it,
empathy flows out of our orifices when the sniffle parade comes to town, sodium ascorbate
has become the food of the gods. Yes the gods, the big gods the fat gods, the thin ones,
and even the little tinnie weenie gods. Ascorbic Acid on the other hand is the food of the
demi gods, thats not to say that it doesn't work for us as well....hmm...actually when it
comes to allergies it doesn't work as well as ascorbate..but it does work and give relief to
a great degree, and it tastes better in water. How much do I take you might wonder? 2.5
grams four or five times a day, six if I happen to wake up to take a pee at the right time.
Is that alot? Compared to the US RDA (60mg)for vitamin C, ya..thats a shitload. But for me it's
a cruisin dosage. If I'm sick, as in oh no run it's a shock and awe allergy attack a comin,
I'll take 5 or 6 grams during that 4 hour period. (Divide 24 by 6) That will get it under
control, the rest of the day I go back to my maintainence dosage which is for general good
health, don't want to have sub clinical survy now do we. Oh ya, all those times I mentioned
allergy, you can throw in sinuses, as in mudder a gad take a blow torch to my nose to make it stop. You
have to experience it to appreciate my feeble attempt to express the sheer wonder and delight of sinusitis...this is something I've had to deal
with all my life...when the weather changes or rather the air pressure. You start off with
your cruisin dosage and hit it with a gram every half hour until it disappears....and it
does. Of course thats only for me and my girlfriend, not you. So boys and girls don't try
this at home, no don't do it, its wrong, it's too simple, too easy, stop I say! You risk
your immortal soul, at the very least kidneys. If you think I'm risking my kidneys, do show me the studies. Oh yes
they're out there, but I can't find them because...I can't be bothered to look, this is just
nonsense, or why should I, if I'm stupid enough to take unsanctioned amounts of some
vitamin, thats my business, why should anyone care. Ah but they are sanctioned, and proven to
work by people who care, (I don't want to call them doctors, even though thats what they are...I consider it derogatory) but ignored by the capitalist medical slugs, and their slime-in-arms the media.